What are you compensating for, beautiful person?!

"Let me get this straight. You are incredibly good looking, funny, intelligent and nice? You clearly must be a psychopath. Or you were a chubby kid? Otherwise this really just doesn't make sense."

I think it's a pretty well known that beautiful people can get away with, and do lack personality, humour and other straits that the rest of us hold dearly hoping that good looking guy/girl will notice and appreciate them, hopefully separating us from the rest.

To be completely honest it's not their fault for not being witty or clever since 'we' are telling them day in and out their looks are all they need since (sorry fellow nerds) they do get you higher in life. I've always known this but it never really came to my attention that beautiful people tend to seem less dense. Then the rest of us until one of my favourite men of the ol' YouTube made this video about the advantages of being ugly and how it can push you to compensate with wit, intelligence and just being a more all-rounded person in general. His name is Khyan and if I could run away with him I would do so happily.

Khyan's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfAWmMvn-mg

Now, onto whom this article is about! It is about a boy but you can't accuse me of hitting on him because:
1. He would most likely never come across this blog and if he did I doubt it would hold his attention for long enough to figure it out.
2. There is no way for him to know it's me as he doesn't know me that well so could never figure out my identity
3. He has a girlfriend! I think? And I am no home-wrecker thank you very much!

Great hopefully you now know my intentions are not self-centred.

So I have always seen Mr. Babewitt around work but never really spoken to him as he is a beautiful person and I stay far away from guys like that in fear of getting pigs blood poured on me at prom. It wasn't until we had the same break and he was sitting in the staff room with two blonde girls who tend to avoid me (I don't think I'm too hip). I was sitting there staring into space trying to zone out while they were chatting away telling him they knew his brother and had been over to his house and saw his room but noticed it didn't have a bed in it. This led them to the question
"But why don't you have a bed?? Where do you sleep then???"
In which he replied "I don't sleep I wait."
In a dark monotone voice and so perfectly executed I couldn't help but burst out laughing. The girls sat in silence not fully understanding what just happened. I thought I would be ridiculed for eavesdropping but he just turned to me and cheekily smiled then turned back to them to say "She gets it". That was the day I started to notice what an amazing human he was.

He is also nice and friendly to EVERYONE, has a ridiculously positive attitude and is finishing up a degree that he can openly brag about because he is doing so well in it. But how does a person become this freaking amazing? I just cannot settle for him just 'being like that'. His parents must be either the most wonderful people to have every existed or he had a horrible rash all over his face when growing up that then magically disappeared when he turned 18.


I don't understand you Mr. Babewitt but help me understand you! I was a funny looking chubby kid so I was then able to develop an awesome sense of humour, read a lot instead of having friends and have to make friends by being nice to them.

I am pretty happy with who I turned out being. I lost most of the weight and now I am a normal looking person with a super rad personality. Which then can cause me to be quite critical towards others personalities and I even dare I say it, make fun of beautiful people quite frequently for being so bland. I even avoid some beautiful people like the plague thinking if I end up in a conversation it will feel like I'm wasting my life away having gained absolutely nothing. Babewitt has now made me realised to give these beauties a chance as they might just surprise you. Hopefully it won't be with pigs blood this time but just to be safe only put this into practice after high school.