Hi there! Nice to meet you!
Usually I am horrible with introductions but hopefully that wasn't too painful.
Now, lets get some things straight. Lucy Vera is a pseudonym but yes if you try very hard and meet a few people (like myself) you could possibly figure it out. Or you could read through my blog and get to know my darkest secrets only to meet me and have no idea who I am. Isn't this all exciting?
Why a pseudonym?
Well, since I am giving you an inside view of my life and mind I found it a bit too personal so this is for my own protection from stranger facebook requests and cute guys not disappearing on me if they find this and have my life story and thoughts thrown into their face a little too soon. Also it won't just be me that I am discussing. Though I may seem that narcissistic unfortunately when the company spent is my own it sadly makes my life less interesting. Plus these people I mostly care about and they wouldn't want their privacy breached in any sense which I fully respect.
What is so private?
EVERYTHING. Kids, you will know a hell of a lot about me within the next months. I am slightly intimidated by this but I have come to the conlusion that I need a place for venting my thoughts and feelings plus I am just too damn interesting for no one to write about. But since there were no volunteers I gave myself the honour. Most importantly I think there are things that need to be said that some people just aren't addressing and it frustrates me.
Warning
I am crude, bitter and cynical. Yes, I will be talking about sex, alcohol, drugs and crying in the shower. I will say anything and please excuse my grapic nature I'm just a single young thing trying to make it in the world and hopefully entertain and resist punching annoying ignorrant dickhead in the ear along the way. I know what you're probably thinking, "who punches in the ear?" but Edward Norton does so I shall follow suit.
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