"Am I misreading these signals or can we just have sex already?"
Oh yes sure! It's so easy for girls to get action! That is if she wants to sleep with either someone who:
which might have reasons behind like lack of showering, ambition and still thinks it is acceptable to wear crocs. Plus you probably aren't the right person to be taking his V-card since you are only looking for something casual. Personally I am done with crying men in the bedroom unless he is Ryan Gosling in which case, "there there Ryan. I'm here." Trust me ladies you can do better than this and deserve to feel wooed.
I'm fine with casual sex or promiscuity if you will but there is a limit. If he isn't washing in between girls and may have many undiagnosed STD's he is a candidate that is well worth avoiding. He may also be inclined to treating women as he would whores, knowing he can get them so easily which doesn't really do me much favors in the bedroom (haha literally).
OF COURSE THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS (Although not many. Sorry guys)
Now, being single and happily at that I wish to remain single but of course everyone needs loving. Let's ignore the happy couples turning their noses up at casual sex and commence with this confusing but very exciting adventure!
I'm not going to lie. It is a hard game out there. Everyone thinks it is so easy until they actually start pursuing guys who they could possibly sleep with. I was one of those people in my cosy relationship bubble looking out thinking I could do a better job. Bullshit. I ended up finding a solution to my lack of lays by getting my best friend's boyfriend to send his good looking friends my way knowing exactly what I wanted. Honestly, at first it was awesome. I was getting all the satisfaction I wanted from quality guys who knew I didn't want a relationship and didn't expect one from me.
However, all good things have to come to an end and it wasn't so fun when I attended a gathering that included well over half of all the guys I have ever slept with. Okay, there were only two there but it was still incredibly awkward as I watched them hang out and dance to bands together happily having banged both of them. I don't know what would have been worse, them having no idea that the girl sitting in the corner has bedded them both or knowing this fact and bonding over it.
I have now left those days behind of making my way around that group when I feel any sexual frustration (I think) and am ready to fend for myself! So far my success rate is a zero but I am going for quality remember. I hate this idea ignorant people have in their head of casual sex. No, I will not sleep with anybody I do have standards like most people but instead of wanting to marry them I want to sex them up.
Being new to this game, when meeting a beautiful boy the other night I truly didn't know what to do with myself. I was in a bar dancing and so was he and terribly my type yet I couldn't do anything. This left my friend/wingman to push me into him which made him immediately interested. Would you believe it if I told you that move has worked before? But that’s a story for another time. Anyway, we hooked up and he was just too damn great for me to handle. Then he asked for my number which was something I really wasn't used to! Friends of friends never bothered with that sort of thing I was lucky if I got an accepted facebook friend request. He then got dragged off home so it unfortunately didn't end with me in his bed.
Now the real question is how to get there! If you think the answer is simple you are wrong. Text him "come in to my bed now"? Yeah then what do I do when he gets here? I wish there was a guidebook for casual hook-ups and don't try give me your relationship tips about "wait till he contacts you first" blah blah it's a whole other playing field. Though I do believe it is all a bit easier when under the influence of alcohol so if you would excuse me if believe it's time for my midnight glass of wine which will then lead to some confident booty calling.
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