I Want To Be A Stripper

I want to be a stripper.
Why?
Because I want to say "fuck you" to the patriarchy.

How?
Well, while I sip champagne with those corporate idiots and do some cheorgraphed dance on stage with little to no clothing on I am stealing their thousands that they earn from their big city job daddy got them, or they had earned from taking advantage of the ninety-nine percent working class that my parents and my parents' parents have not been able to escape since birth.

Do I have 'Daddy' issues?
My mother has been a single-mother for many years but has raised me well. You can choose to believe this but it doesn't surprise me if you don't. How would a 'two-parent household' raise their daughter to not be a feminist, stripper-wannabe delinquent? You tell me because I honestly wouldn't know. If my parents had stayed together I strongly believe it would have made me far more fucked up. Having only been raised by one parent mostly I feel more opened up to the world and reality. For that I am thankful and this decision has nothing to do with my mother’s morals or parenting.

Will I feel comfortable with taking my clothes off in front of strangers?
Well, I would classify my ex of two and a half years as basically a stranger now and he has seen me naked. Why wouldn't I? It's just a body. Heaven forbid revealing my oversexualised tits and a$$ for all to see. Guess what? I shouldn't care and I don't.

The thing is I simply find it satisfyingly brilliant that the film student who wears no makeup, docs and baggy clothes with the loud 'weird' music who yells back at guys harassing her on the street will probably walk right passed the men in the business suits who are off to their evil corporate job probably look down on that girl with disapproval. They probably think "oh here we go! She'll never get a man looking like that. I wouldn’t fuck her. I doubt anyone I know would fuck her" with disgust. While that girl is by night stealing all of his easy money that he stupidly throws at strip joints and most likely white collar drugs just like his father before him. This is what drives me. This is what excites me.

I'm taking care of myself now.
My interview is Tuesday.