Saturday, 10 August 2013

My Vital Routine after a 'Night Out'



Step 1:

Manage to stumble my way in through the door
but not without misplacing my steps at least
several times

Step 2:
Strip down completely to reveal my newly
shaven moisturised untouched body

Step 3:
Look for something to sleep in and have a small
melancholic episode over an ex's shirt that I have
just discovered and triggers feeling of complete
and utter loneliness
Step 4:
Try rid body of my deep routed sadness with
frantic masturbation

Step 5:
Achieve happiness for only a few seconds then
resume feeling miserable

Step 6:
Cry tears of confusion from the drunk heartbroken
state I am currently in

Step 7:
Curl up in my empty bed and fall asleep to the
voice of Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca whilst
sobbing hopelessly

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